Trust Issues T-Shirts

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Untrustworthy partner

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'This is Ferguson... He don't hate the boss, he don't hate his job, he don't hate the government, he don't hate his wife... You better not trust him.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

Stab-in-the-back handshake.