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"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Untrustworthy partner

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

"Trust no one."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Stab-in-the-back handshake.