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"Trust no one."

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Untrustworthy partner

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Yes, maintaining friendships is hard! Same here, I've inadvertently lost a few friends by repeating things I was told in confidence. . ."

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"