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"Trust no one."

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Untrustworthy partner

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'