Trust Theorist T-Shirts

"This is why we have trust issues!"

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

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"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

"Trust no one."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

"Yes, maintaining friendships is hard! Same here, I've inadvertently lost a few friends by repeating things I was told in confidence. . ."

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"