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"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Confused drivers

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"No internet connection"

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

On the road with the map of the human genome.

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

'I took a short cut.'

Troubled water.

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."