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'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

'Printer not out of order.'

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

"It took some time, but we were able to locate the password he's been needing. Please tell him to write it down when he gets home."

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

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Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Computer Frustration

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Try rebooting.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

When computers are attacked by Spam.