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'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Fire Backwards.

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

'I took a short cut.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

"I don't trust my stockbroker. He's married a travel agent."

Woman on a pedestal who married the trusting type.

'It's $19.95 for the pills and $79.95 for the anti-side effect medication.'

....why should I trust you?