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'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Fishing direction sign.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."