Trust-building Aficionado Gifts

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Others will fight for you

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"It's not what you think."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Check your conscience, Senator?

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'