Trust-building Aficionado Gifts

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Others will fight for you

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

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'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"It's not what you think."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

Check your conscience, Senator?

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

Businessman's Secret Handshake