Trust Seekers Gifts

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

The Choice is Obvious

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'