Seekers Of Trust Gifts

'Before we do the trust falls, check the records to see if there is a lawyer in the group.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Get an afterlife!'

The Choice is Obvious

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Department of Dot Connection

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"Read a little about it"

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'