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'Before we do the trust falls, check the records to see if there is a lawyer in the group.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

The Choice is Obvious

'Get an afterlife!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

Department of Dot Connection

PEP TALKS!

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"Read a little about it"