Seekers Of Wisdom Gifts

"The meaning of life? Didn't you see the FAQ on my website?"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'There isn't EITHER more to life than enlightenment!'

How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."