Trust Explorers Gifts

'I trust Harvey completely. He would never look at another woman.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"Lab-grown?"

"What if this all isn't worth it? What if studying and reading is a big waste of time in this adventure we call life?"

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Family separated by the Internet

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'