Truth Explorers Gifts

Welcome National Society of Skeptics. I don't believe we've met. I don't believe you don't believe we've met.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Lucky Guess."

The Choice is Obvious

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Justice Weighs Truth

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Post Post

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Department of Dot Connection

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Read a little about it"