Thought Explorers Gifts

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'Please use just your inner voices.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Rodin's Thinker.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Human Brain

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Lucky Guess."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Like Minded

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Broom! Broom!"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Good shrink, bad shrink.