Thought Exploration Gifts

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Rodin's Thinker.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"