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'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias