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'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Unguided imagery

"The overthinker"

X-ray Psychology.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

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Rodin's Thinker.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."