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'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

"The overthinker"

Unguided imagery

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'