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'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Rodin's Thinker.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Human Brain

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Plasma Ball

'And this is scraps.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"