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'So that's his secret.'

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Interpretive napping

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Scientists building a tower

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."