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Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

'Do you realize that you and i have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Sexual chemistry set

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Interpretive napping

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Scientists building a tower

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'So that's his secret.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."