Experimentalist Gifts

Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

'Do you realize that you and i have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Sexual chemistry set

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Interpretive napping

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Scientists building a tower

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Frank Zappa

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'So that's his secret.'