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'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Interpretive napping

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Scientists building a tower

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'So that's his secret.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'