Experimentalists Gifts

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Interpretive napping

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Scientists building a tower

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'So that's his secret.'