Experimental Philosopher Gifts

Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The Googler

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Sexual chemistry set

Mark Zuckerberg

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Breakthrough

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

The First Kite

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Eureka!

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."