Experimental Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the experimental philosopher? Celebrate their curiosity with witty, thought-provoking items that showcase their love for exploring unconventional ideas. Whether they’re into abstract thinking or scientific questions, find something that resonates with their creative spirit and innovative mind. Our curated collection features clever designs and humor that speak to their love of inquiry and discovery, making each gift a fun and meaningful surprise.

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Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!' mockup

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice." mockup

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!" mockup

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children mockup

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

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The Googler

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department." mockup

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around." mockup

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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Sexual chemistry set

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Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen. mockup

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

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"I'm going to get you fired."

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Breakthrough

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'Can I download that as a PDF?'

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.' mockup

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

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"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses." mockup

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

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'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments' mockup

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

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"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?" mockup

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

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i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery mockup

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

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"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up." mockup

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

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Eureka!

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FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery. mockup

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

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Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing mockup

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

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"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone." mockup

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

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"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?' mockup

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

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The First Kite

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Experimental Philosopher Gifts Collection

Experimental Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the inventive spirit of experimental philosophers—wonderful for morning coffee or thoughtful tea breaks.

Experimental Philosopher Pillows

Check out pillows that add an intellectual and whimsical touch to their living space, ideal for cozy contemplation.

Experimental Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that inspire creativity and curiosity, perfect for decorating a space dedicated to innovation and thought.

Experimental Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our line of t-shirts designed for the curious and creative minds of experimental philosophers—perfect for expressing their unique perspective.