Experimental Thinker Gifts

'So that's his secret.'

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Interpretive napping

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Scientists building a tower

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'