Thought Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

"Schrödinger's other cat"

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Rodin's Thinker.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Schrödinger and his cat

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Human Brain

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'