Thought Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Schrödinger and his cat

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Human Brain

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'