Experimental Artist Gifts

Interpretive napping

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'So that's his secret.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Award-Winning Photographer.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"How much do you want off the top?"

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

Benjamin Britten.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I know it's Casual Friday. The tie is a tattoo."

Woman playing piano with her feet.