Experimental Music Gifts

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Gift"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Interpretive napping

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'So that's his secret.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."