Experimental Music T-Shirts

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Gift"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Interpretive napping

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

Frank Zappa

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'So that's his secret.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did