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"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

Interpretive napping

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Scientists building a tower

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Spoonstock.

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'They're playing our song.'

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

"How am I? Same old, same old. Another day of throwing at the wall to see what sticks."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

It had sounded so good, a class where you get to make a cast of your own face.

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

'Do you realize that you and i have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'