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"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Theorbo

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Interpretive napping

Musical genres

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Frank Zappa

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Bass Clef

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Awesome!'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'