Elemental Music Explorer T-Shirts

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Theorbo

Gracie's baby toys.

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Musical Web

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

Lithium Fair

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'What happened to the little flute?'

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

music store

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'