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Theremin

Turn, turn and turn.

Theorbo

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Dancing woman

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Awesome!'

Children playing percussion instruments.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Bass Clef

Nano technology.

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Cello Composer

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

music store

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'