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'What happened to the little flute?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

RIP journalism

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

music store

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Gypsy busker

"I'm in a band."

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '