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'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Theorbo

'Play it again, Sam.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

music store

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'What happened to the little flute?'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'That's it! The lost chord!'

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

"I'm in a band."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.