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'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Cossack dancers

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Elevator Music

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Violin Practise

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.