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"Appealing to a multicultural marketplace? That's not a bad idea, Benson - let's start playing some Tito Puente in the elevators."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Play it again, Sam.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''