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'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Kritik's Korner

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

World Tour.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

EWE 2.

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Superheroes take a selfie

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...