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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

'Play it again, Sam.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

music store

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'That's it! The lost chord!'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."