Music World Explorer Gifts

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

'Play it again, Sam.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

music store

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'That's it! The lost chord!'