Music Map Explorer Gifts

Musician's Fishing Trip

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Cello Composer

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Bass Clef

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'What happened to the little flute?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Cellist on Mars

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Gypsy busker

"I'm in a band."