Music Fusion Explorer Gifts

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

Cowpunk

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

music store

'What happened to the little flute?'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Gramophone Headphone

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Cellist on Mars

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

"I'm in a band."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Gypsy busker

'That's it! The lost chord!'