Music Tech Fusion Appreciator Gifts

Gramophone Headphone

Mozart on a computer,

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Computer Music

Men dancing

"The times – They have a changed."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"AI designed my statue."

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Cowpunk

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Music Technology

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Composer

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."