Music Technology Enthusiast Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Timpani.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Playing Mozart to the baby.