Music Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Music Technology

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

The end of the cassette

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

1985/2005.

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

"But...but...why do you IT guys need to know if I've been listening to music Cds on my computer?"

iClaudius MP3 player