Music Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Music Technology

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Sale - Eyepod.

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Hi Fi

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

1985/2005.

The end of the cassette

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."