Audio Tech Aficionado Gifts

I tried to face the music, but it was in surround sound.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Mozart on a computer,

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Terry had a computer bug.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"We've been cancelled."

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Keep on Truckin.