Audio Tech Fan Gifts

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Drive in movies.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

audiobooks...

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Escalator joust.

Modern day smoke signals.

Antiques.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

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