Audio Tech Fan Gifts

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Drive in movies.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

The rise of nano-technologies.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

audiobooks...

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Escalator joust.

Modern day smoke signals.

Antiques.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."