Audio Tech Whiz Gifts

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"Google car."

Evolution.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Essex computer.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'